1. Food sucked. The breakfast taste like rubbery shit. Kind of like licking a farmers boot after a long day in the fields.

2. Charged 3 times for same room. WTF! Did the stupid clerk think it was cool to hit the enter key 3 times?

3. When I checked in with my hands full I asked where is my room. The clerk pointed to the right hallway. After lugging my shit up and down the hall several times noticing the room numbers were all odd and I was in even number room, I went back to the clerk and told him. You know what he said? “That is odd, it should be there”, then the lightbulb came on. “Oh, it should be down the left hall”.
Ya think moron? I should have known then.

4. When I got to the room I noticed several things broken in the room. Odd, this is five star hotel?

5. This is the best reason not to ever go back. I placed the “do not disturb” sign outside the door to have some daytime lovin’. The maid thought it was perfect time to clean our room. Yeah, that is cool. We are getting our groove on and the maid wants to fluff our pillows. I should have chased the bitch down the hall with my dick flopping from side to side.

What shifty weekend! Thanks shifty hotel chain.

Cop: Because I live in a border state with a lot of drug trafficers, I get to bust some stupid ass scum (me: I like when he falls into the stereotypical movie cop mode). When I bust these losers, I start talking shit to them to get them mad. I whisper shit in their ear and nudge them a bit. You know, to piss them off. I piss them off when we do home invasions too. When we go into their home we only bring a recorder so we can beat the shit out of them. I say stuff like, ” take it easy, man” or ” relax, relax I ain’t here to hurt you”, but my hands are pushing them and shit to piss them off. I do this so I can slam their fucking face in glass and break stuff in their drug house (me: yup this work of art has seen way too many movies. At this point I’m thinking he is full of shit. Not only that but, he is a dick and gives good cops a bad name. Yeah he is a 30 year old guy in a room full of 18 to 25 year olds and the attention is making him harder than a flag pole but come on, where is his pride?). I’m in such control of these bitches, I make them cry and piss their pants (me: sweet, he can make people drip fluids when he wants. I bet he goes home and masterbates to his daily humiliation of others. Just because they are criminals, doesn’t give him the right to belittle them. They belittle themselves for being “scum” and they will never make it in real life with out Bubba “Big Dick” up in his ass in jail. Let the criminal suffer for what he has done by justice and law).

Conclusion: This guy gives police a bad name. He is telling the youth of our country he is a piece of shit and all cops do this. They don’t of course but he is hyping them up into thinkin, your only a badass if you can hummiliate someone. What a loser. If your a cop or a person in power, don’t be a dick. You are the leader of people and the example for all. Don’t fuck it up by thinking your shit don’t stink. If your an ass most likely your a sad person that has same mental problems as serial killer.

This is my place to vent and tell stories. I’m not too serious so you take everything as a joke or I can offend your stupid ass. Either way, this is my blog and I can do what I want. If I want to spell shit wrong I can. Comments are wide open so feel free to make me laugh. I will not be offended by any comment because I am writing this blog for fun. The point is, the world is numb and I am going to be so outlandish, it will seem like I’m nuts. That is the point though. I want to point out the numb by sounding number. In real life I am straight and narrow fun loving guy that doesn’t sweat or get in trouble. This is my Mr. Hyde. Enjoy bitches!